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Baby Shower Fail

  • Feb. 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 PM

Recently we went to a relative's baby shower which pretty much was pretty unexpected because it was poorly planned and just thrown out there.  The to be parents forgot to include the sex of the baby and the registry information on the invitations so only one of my cousin's family actually bought something from the registry because no one else knew about it.  It was funny because they came lugging in a huge box; it was either a baby stroller/carrier or a carrier because I didn't really look at the picture on the box.  I guess it was understandable because this is their first baby and first time doing a baby shower, but if they fail at this then imagine when they decide to have a wedding.  His sister's kid is a big mouth pimp!  He just talks non stop and went around asking if anyone knew any 8 year old girls and if they did then they should tell them to give him a call.  He went on saying he needs more girlfriends and he just divorced his wife haha.  I can imagine him knocking up a bunch of girls when he hits puberty.  Although it's kind of sad because I don't think any of the kids are actually married except for the one brother who's about to have a baby but the rest of the sisters are all mothers long ago and their boyfriends and baby's daddies are pretty ghetto looking.  Although one guest did surprised me a little because he's young but his babies' mama looks like someone's aunt or mom because her taste in style is just plain old so I was like what the hell!  This guy is with her?!  Crazy!


Art, there's just no explanation for it.

"Destiny is no matter of chance.  It is a matter of choice.  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
William Jennings Bryan


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Tell Your Kids To Get Back Into Your Womb

  • Feb. 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 PM

Drama, drama, drama!  It just peeves me to know that some families are so dysfunctional and crazy!  My older brother's friend's family just lost their house all because of the mom's dumb boyfriend, who decided to not pay the bills anymore without telling anyone.  So the story is they bought the house 10 years ago in his name only and apparently he's younger than her and has a gambling problem.  About 2 years ago, he secretly pulled out over 200k out of the house and probably used it all up gambling.  About a few months ago, his personality started to change and complained about money and how the kids needs to get jobs.  Finally the bank came with an eviction letter and that's when everyone knew what had happened and dude everyone was pissed because by that time it was too late to do anything about it since the bank already sold the house and it's not like they didn't have the money to pay it all.  You can say it was a cruel way to break up because there goes all the years of paying off the house.  It's the freaking boyfriend's fault that this is all happening but 4 out of 5 of her kids are blaming her because they're all retarded.  My brother's friend is the oldest and he knows what's happening and is trying to hold his family together but they're just all too crazy and wants to beat the crap out of the boyfriend.  The eldest sister who I went to high school with left home after high school with her boyfriend and is recently married.  Her boyfriend being the youngest in his family, his mom bought them a house in San Jose or whatever so he can live near her so that's where they went.  She hardly calls her mom but when she does all she does is brag about how much money they have and yet knowing that her family is going to be on the streets she refuses to help because they're planning on buying a second house which just might be from their own hard work this time.  Talk about being an ungrateful child.  The second oldest daughter is just plain crazy and left home after high school and moved with her boyfriend to Texas until he went to prison and will stay there for a very long time.  She came back and did nothing but blame the mom so the brother got so mad and was about to beat her ass so she left and went back to Texas the next day.  The youngest daughter who went to school with my little brother turned lesbo and left home after high school to be with her girlfriend in Capital Hill in Washington.  She's never coming back and of course blames the mom for what's going on too.  The youngest son who is the only son of the mom's boyfriend which is why he was the only kid that he cared about out of all of them is so spoiled and in his own world that he blames the mom for everything.  This is why I don't want kids because you can give them the world and they can give you complete crap.  Wouldn't it just be easy to just shove them back in your womb like a return if you're not satisfied with them?  Stupid kids.

Anywho, on a less angry note, I can't wait to go boarding again this season!  The storms this year is just so great!  I wished I was a kid when I first boarded because it's so much easier to learn as a kid.  The reason is because your board is so small so it's light and you move slow.  My little nephew and niece can do black diamond with ease.  Plus, since you're so short you are not afraid to fall and hurt yourself but when you're older you are cautious because breaking a bone will mean no work so no play.  My brother's friend just broke his wrist and hurt his tailbone while trying a jump, whereas one of my cousin hurt her tailbone because a skier ran her over haha.  Although I wanted to slap this stupid girl for her dumb comment last time at Mt High.  Her friends were saying how it's a good idea to wear a helmet for safety but she was like who cares so they said she'll care when she goes to the hospital and her response was who cares because it's not like she's going to pay for it so her friends responded with but her parents will.  It's important to think of safety because you never know especially when you're speeding down and someone runs into you.  Anyways, this noob video can make anyone's day but then again any video with anyone getting hurt or making a complete fool of themselves is hilarious.


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Move Out of the Way Bitch!

  • Jan. 26th, 2010 at 11:35 AM

I hate it when people freaking loiter or sit around in front of the lift where you get off from the chair lift because they are in the freaking damn way!  If you fall down then move your ass out of the way or get run over!  It's simple as that.  People need room to board down a little after getting off the chair.  Freaking dumb nubs.  I didn't get any bruises from attempting any jumps on the ramps but I did get some pretty bad bruises from the nubcakes standing in the way in front of the lifts unloading area because of them I fell down on my bindings which freaking hurts.  I have a bad one of my right shin and a really bad one on the back of my right thigh.  It's still not as bad as the other bruise that I got on the back of my thigh from Mammoth but still bad enough.  So with that being said, move out of the damn way!


Remember playing that when you were young?

"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible."
Anonymous


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Returning to Mt High After 10 Years

  • Jan. 25th, 2010 at 4:15 PM

The first time I ever went snowboarding was at Mt High and it was pretty much crap.  Finally after so many years, I finally went back and will probably never ever go back there ever again.  The parking was so insane because there's hardly any parking spaces and the snow plow man didn't plow enough snow so you can park on the side of the highway.  So on Saturday, we left at 7 AM and a 30 minute drive to the resort turned out to be 4 hours because it was just that packed especially since they had fresh powder snow!  After we spent the time trying to get up there and digging snow out from under the car and trying to get unstuck from the snow, my brothers decided to just give up and head back...minutes later my friend texted me that they opened new spots to park.  God damn it!  So we tried again on Sunday and this time left at 6 AM and even then the first park's parking lot was already full.  The fresh powder snow was all gone so it was just compact powder which was okay but I wanted to try doing jumps and fresh powder would have been a great cushion.  Although Sunday was less crowded, it was still too crowded for my taste because I am used to less people and way bigger resorts.  I did see some interesting things there though but not enough to ever want to come back for more.  I saw a guy in a trench coat with a matching fedora hat hitting the slopes, a boarder wearing boxing gloves, a midget boarding, the most amount of black people on the slopes ever, random jerks throwing snowballs at random people passing by, and a ghetto trailer trash fight, which was pretty pathetic because they were beating up on much younger kids and hitting from behind the back.  I did catch the fight on film so I will post that some other time.  I did try doing jumps but ate it a few times because it was so crowded that people just get in your damn way.  Mt High people just don't have any courtesy.  Random people hit my board so many times and didn't even give a heads up or a simple sorry.  I will never go boarding alongside Walmart shoppers again, they're just too damn ghetto.


Squirtle!

""How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!"
Maya Angelou


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The Urge To Snowboard

  • Jan. 20th, 2010 at 4:27 PM

So last weekend my siblings and pose spent the weekend at Big Bear, but unfortunately for us the real snow fall didn't occur until that night we left.  Holy moly and now there is butt loads of fresh snow due to the rain storm!  Now everyone is tempted to go again this weekend!  I'm tempted to go again but my arm is still bruised from getting hit by one of the pose's board.  *Shakes fist*  It's always fun to board in fresh snow because you can go crazy and fly like superman and still come out perfectly fine. 


Yes!

"Change your thoughts and you change your world."
Norman Vincent Peale


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Tornado In California?!

  • Jan. 19th, 2010 at 2:00 PM

Apparently there is a tornado warning in Southern California, which is pretty crazy because California never gets any tornadoes but not only that Californians do not have basements.  So what are Californians suppose to do in order to protect themselves from the beast of winds?  Apparently we are suppose to find a ditch and cover our heads.  Great...because that would really save your life from powerful winds that can topple buildings.  Behold the mighty power of covering your head!


You're screwed.

"A smile is a passport that will take you anywhere you want to go."
Anonymous


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Harry Potter > Twilight

  • Jan. 14th, 2010 at 10:45 PM






I'm just not a big fan of Twilight because for one, they make vampires seem pretty lame and Bella is just plain retarded. I mean sure nothing is possible in Harry Potter such as magic but at least their actions and reactions are a bit more realistic than in Twilight. Bella runs around as if she's mentally retarded minus the constant drooling and is awkward with everybody. Seriously, can the characters in Twilight be anymore fake? People just don't talk like that nor do they act like that. I'm Bella and I'm we todded uh dur~

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Lucky Bastards

  • Jan. 13th, 2010 at 11:25 PM



It's amazing how your life can totally change by a split second and I do mean a split second or even less. It's amazing that none of those people shat their pants because wow those are some really close calls! Although it's pretty cool to look back and watch the videos because you can say that you survived that and did not shat your pants.

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Purebreed Man

  • Jan. 13th, 2010 at 12:06 AM




The video is cool and all but it could have been better. I mean his tricks are awesome but his moves aren't as fluid as it could be and his aerials aren't very high as they could be. There are some parts where the video gets a bit choppy as if it jumps during his tricks so it makes you think if the video is even legit. Nevertheless, it was a good watch.

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Manage Your Finance Better

  • Jan. 12th, 2010 at 4:43 PM

Some people are just clueless when it comes to their own personal finances or they just believe in spending what they have or even don't have is more like it.  My mom's employee's daughter makes a little over $30k a year and yet she doesn't have a dime in savings but it's not because she has responsibilities well she does since she has a baby but it's not like she takes care of it nor pay any of the bills.  She only pays her mom $200 a month to take care of her kid, she's not dating anyone but is supposedly getting lured by the father of her baby again and did I forget to mention that he's married, her car got repossessed so there goes expenses for that, she doesn't pitch in to pay the bills or rent and doesn't go to school so she just plain works.  So the question is, where the hell does all of her paycheck goes to?  It's probably something dumb like shopping or buying the guy stuff because some people are just plain hopeless since they just want to ignore advice and do what the hell they want to do although it's kind of ironic that they would even ask for advice even though they're going to listen and continue to do what they always do which is dig themselves a bigger hole, an a hole that is.   


That's not a dildo, it's a joystick!

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
Thomas Jefferson


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The Housewarming Gift

  • Jan. 9th, 2010 at 1:26 PM

Today I have to go to one of my client's housewarming party, which I should say is about time!  I don't even remember when closed escrow on that property but it was ages ago but then I guess it makes sense because the dad is probably the only one participating in the clean up and fix up of the property since he's a stay at home dad due to his old age and grumpiness.  The oldest son told me that the dad fixed up the property nicely, he replanted the grass and even built an extra patio BBQ thing.  I bought them a hotpot which doubles as a steamer so I'm sure being Vietnamese and fobs, even though they may disagree on that label, they can put it to great use.  I think all the kids got their decent looks from their mother because the dad is pretty toe up and if they got their looks from their father then they all would be toe up kids.  The one thing that I wonder about is why are both of the sons in the navy.  I know why all the kids jumped ship to live elsewhere and especially the eldest daughter due to depression from living there with their parents.  Unfortunately for the youngest, she's still too young to be dating let alone moving in with her boyfriend's family's house, if she was dating anyone that is.  When all of your kids leave before hitting 20 and broke, it's a sure sign that you're unbearable to live with and too much of a headache to care for.

 
Caught red handed!

"Mistakes are portals of discovery."
James Joyce


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Kids Are Straight Up Thugs

  • Jan. 4th, 2010 at 12:45 PM

It's funny how all people think that kids are so damn innocent and don't know what evil or sex is but they really do!  Kids are the most perverted and horny people of all because they are curious.  One of my nephew who shall not be named is getting a little too curious about his body and can't seem to keep his hands out of his pants and I do mean underpants.  He's not even close to puberty yet but feeling horny is not for older people, it's for everyone young or old.  So the next time you look at your precious little angel, remember they are nothing but little horn dogs.  But not only are they horny, they're damn right evil.  Recently in Vietnam, my cousin's 5 year old son was jumped and held down by a 7 year old kid so he could jack his gold necklace.  The older kid told the little boy that if he told anyone that he jacked him then he would slit the little boy's throat.  The father beat the little boy to get an answer out of him but he wouldn't say because of fear that the older boy would come back to kill him.  Finally the father went to the jewelers to see if anyone had tried to pawn the necklace and someone did.  The boy went to pawn the necklace right after the incident and told the jeweler he found it so give him some damn money.  So they reported the incident and the older boy's parents had to pay a fine and beat the crap out of their son.  It's pretty hard to pull off a crime especially with jewelery on the island because there's only a few jewelers out there.  Kids just aren't what you expect them to be.


My pet Rex.

""If you can accept losing, you cant' win."
Vince Lombardi

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Windows 7 Deal For $29.99 Is Expiring

  • Jan. 2nd, 2010 at 2:27 PM

I just purchased my copy of Windows 7 for $29.99 and thank goodness too because the student discount deal expires on the 5th this month and you know me, I tend to lag on things.  I have no idea how Windows 7 will be but I know I don't like Vista and I like Windows Classic so Windows 7 might be something for me.  Well, it better be because I actually paid for this piece of crap. 


What the hell!

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
G.K. Chesterton

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Day One

  • Jan. 1st, 2010 at 4:53 PM

2010 is going to be a great year.  Well, supposedly that is.  Although I am a bit bored and things aren't turning out so well as of yet.  Damn you!  I am in need of some snow although I have been a bit lazy on working out since the cruise.  Although at the same time, I did worked out enough to make up for it while on the cruise.  I think I have lost my will and ambition to do anything like a loser.  Damn you cruise!  I'll get back on track again and start the year off right.

 
Yes!

"Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."
Arnold H. Glasow


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2009 Is Finally Going To Be Over

  • Dec. 31st, 2009 at 12:33 PM

The last year of the decade and it just had to be the worse of all years for everyone.  Whether it was from the effect of the financial crisis or personal tragedies; it was just plain bad.  But thank god, the year is finally going to be over and maybe 2010 will be a much better year because how can things become even worse?  Isn't this already bad enough?  It could be worse and we could be living closer to hell so if right now is bad enough then that means it could be worse so right now doesn't seem all that bad anymore.  Good bye 2009 and good riddance.


Not everyone can have a new start haha!

"I have yet to be bored by someone paying me a compliment."
Otto Van Isch


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Screw the Government

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 2:36 PM

The national deficit is bigger than expected and yet the government attempts to fix the crisis by giving away more money but never thought about things clearly which is why there is a number of people taking advantage of the government.  Sure, the government's heart was in the right place by rewarding those who junk their clunkers for more energy efficient ones and buying out the surplus amount of vacant houses,  but in the end it was poor planning with too many loopholes and missing clarity.  The first time home buyer credit which allowed a $8,000 tax credit was given to pretty much anyone who applied without making sure that they qualify so people were fraudulently receiving the money like babies and even the deceased, whom legally cannot even own a house.  Then the cash for clunkers program allowed people to receive the rebate for buying gas guzzlers like Hummers.  Jeebus, I always knew the government were idiots but they are just digging a bigger hole.  Not only are government heads are using government funds to spend lavishly on secret retreats and vacations while on the job but allowing the national to take advantage of the government as well is just asking for trouble.  The country has become a big pot of deficit and may be our own demise.

 
Screw the government man!

"We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open."
Harry Edwards


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You Can Only Screw So Much

  • Dec. 28th, 2009 at 4:12 PM

You know how they say family will always be there for you but that's only to a certain extent.  Sure, you can go back to your family after screwing them over or screwing up so badly but the relationship will never be the same as it used to be prior to that time.  This Christmas has been the best for a few and the worst for others.  I just heard that one of my nephew just lost a cousin over grief that he married a girl from Vietnam and made her feel like she didn't belong, thus ruining her first Christmas.  To make things worse, on Christmas his uncle drove my nephew's car and crashed into a Mexican family.  Then I found out who was the guy who crashed his car over a girl for, but I was hoping it was someone I didn't know.  It was freaking my friend's boyfriend's brother who is my older brother's friend.  Apparently since his near death experience, he quiet down but now he's back to his old party ways.  He hit a car with his car so he called his little brother, who is my friend's boyfriend, to come so the little brother gave him the keys to his car just in case but he told him not to go but he went anyways to pick up this girl.  He drove off and ended up crashing into a pole and totally messing up his little brother's car from the front to the back.  It was so bad that the body kit bumpers and tires flew off.  To make things worse, someone followed him from the first accident and since he drove off without leaving a note it's a hit and run and double with a DUI.  I was wondering why he was wearing a hospital tag when they came over because his arm looked a little burnt, which was from the air bag.  I know the little brother was devastated to lose his precious bimmer like that because that car was his baby and everyone knew him for his car.  The car is totaled but he will fix it back up to how it was but it's going to take a lot of work and money.  He was always so cautious of his car and had certain rules to follow if he ever let anyone borrow it so it was kind of odd that he would give the keys even if it's his brother because he would never allow his other older brother use his car.  I know the brother feels really bad for wrecking the car because they're all a very tight knit family and look out for each other and everyone knows how much he loves his car but of course he loves his brothers more.  They're too tight to let this hang over their heads because it could of been worse but for families who aren't as tight, they will always bring up trivial things and hold a grudge.  Family, you either love them or hate them.

   
Peekaboo~

"The creative mind is the playful mind.  Philosophy is the play and dance of ideas."
Eric Hoffer


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There's No Hope If...

  • Dec. 27th, 2009 at 2:17 PM

There's no hope for you in the future in terms of looks if you were not cute as a child because as a child you are fresh of imperfections.  It plays as a big indicator of how you will be when you grow up in terms of looks and personality.  Sure, some decent looking kids will turn up to be good looking but if you are straight up a butt ugly kid then you're going to stay butt ugly.  You can't reverse butt ugliness because it's too much to cover up and fix.  You're just screwed.  People say that all babies are cute but that's not true because I have seen some pretty butt ugly babies.  But as a parent, you just have to love that hideous bundle of crap. 


Haha, sucker!

"The true test of a first rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time."
F. Scott Fitzgerald


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Too Many To Handle

  • Dec. 26th, 2009 at 10:45 AM

It has finally just occurred to me that my family have way too many pcs to handle.  But I only say too many because look at how many firewall and anti virus programs I have to buy.  In total, we have 11 pcs in the house which is pretty crazy because we really don't need that many to begin with and only 5 people use pcs.  We are just such nerds!


So true.

"Tact is the knack of making a paint without making an enemy."
Unknown

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Merry Christmas!

  • Dec. 25th, 2009 at 1:07 PM

So it is finally Christmas but we still haven't opened any of our presents yet.  Why?  Because we are busy doing other stuff like getting ready for the party tomorrow and my sister wanted to open the presents at night time.  I'm fine with it because it just means cleaning up all the crap later haha.  My older brother is finally home so now the entire family is home.  We plan on going snowboarding before he leaves to go back to work, which is awesome because we have been dying to go since the season has started.  We are all flawed in our own ways but we are down for each other although sometimes I just want to beat the crap out of them and koncho their ass to death. 


Merry Christmas!


Haha, poor loser!

"Sharing what you have is more important than what you have."
Albert M. Wells, Jr.


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